Hi, My name's Maria!
but you might know me as *M!
I'm really glad you're here!
...but what took you so long?
Welcome to the latest incarnation of my website.
It's been a long time coming!

Now that you're here, please feel free to grab a cool drink from my fridge, crank your favourite tunes and relax while I show you some of the things I have to offer. There's a visual feast to devour so dig in!

One last thing: the film with the coloured pictures on the left there...
go, look! Yep, that's the one!
...that'll get you to all the places you need to go while you're here.
Enjoy your stay. I hope to see you again soon!